We’re not sure exactly why Khloe Kardashian is famous. We think it might have something to do with her sister, Kim. We think it might have something to do with Kim’s sex tape. And regrettably, we think it might have something to do with Kim’s bloated ba-donk-a-donk.
The state of celebrity these days has waned. No more is a celebrity born from talent. In a country where mainstream reading material consists of US Weekly or OK! rather than a newspaper or book, we suppose it’s not surprising that Kim Kardashian rose to fame based solely on her sizeable ass – and consequently, the entire Kardashian family got a reality show based on such superficiality. Enter Khloe Kardashian. Khloe is not known for any sort of talent, per se. Although she did earn a butt load of press (pardon the pun) when she only spent 173 minutes in jail for not adhering to the conditions of her probation stemming from a DUI conviction. That must count for something, right? On Sunday, however, the media went into a frenzy outside of a mansion in Beverly Hills, where Khloe and her NBA boyfriend of just one month, promised to spend the rest of their lives together – ‘til death do they part.
Khole wore a Vera Wang gown while Lamar wore Armani and the entire affair was filmed for the crappy reality show, Keeping Up with the Kardashians. And what a surprise! The show’s producer, Ryan Seacrest hinted that this wedding could lead to a reality show exclusively for Khole and her new L.A. Laker husband. Meanwhile, OK! shelled out $300K for the exclusive wedding pics. Consequently, everyone got a piece of the Kardashian-Odom sham wedding pie, so why not you?
We at Sports Interaction have put our heads together to come up with a way for you to also profit from their sham of a wedding by offering odds on how long it will take for the couple’s wedded bliss to deteriorate. Because, really – why do talentless people fighting to stay relevant get all the loot? How many points will Lamar Odom score for the Lakers before he and Khloe Kardashian break up? Oh yeah, we’ve got those odds.
Things to remember when you’re placing your Kardashian-Odom divorce bets is that reportedly, Lamar wanted a prenup agreement drafted and that the Kardashian clan is probably intolerable. If the Kardashian-Odom odds ain’t your thang – we’ve also put Roman Polanski odds up. Get betting, people.
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don’t get a divorce look so gud together